You Wouldn't Mind My-Red Nose?

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!

You know what makes this a super merry Christmas?  It's because I arrived home, earlier this evening, to find my fancy pants new T which took forever and a friggin' day to get here.  It's a damned Christmas Miracle!

Baby, It's Cold Outside!

It's been a few days since my last post due to illness and holiday travel.  Sadly, the shirt I intended for tonight's lost didn't arrive before I left for NY. Boooooooooooooo!  Perhaps, it'll be in my mailbox when I arrive home tomorrow. 

Anyway, I just wanted to take a moment to sincerely thank you all for your support and reading this ridiculous little blog.  Some of you I've never met whereas others I've had the pleasure of interacting with online and even spent time with IRL. Regardless of our history, I wanted to let you know that I appreciate you.  Also, on this Christmas Eve, I wish you all the very merriest of holidays seasons and happiest of New Years!

You're Not Evil. You're Just Really Dirty.

I'm tired. I'm in a shitty mood. So I'm wearing a new kickass TeeFury shirt.  Sadly, I haven't much to say other than I was a huge Powerpuff Girls fan and the Animaniacs have made me chuckle from time to time and now I have a shirt that marries the two.  NICE!  It also shrunk when I washed it so it makes me look like I have a nice rack. LOL!

Let's Go To The Mall....TODAY!

HIMYM used to be a food show before I started hate watching it and then, subsequently, quit it part way through the penultimate season.  

While the show started to become painful, NPH remained a joy to watch.  While Barney Stinson remains awesome so does my Sister from another Mr who gifted me the shirt I am wearing tonight.  

To Infinity And Beyond!

I've been wandering around DC all day and I'm pretty tired right now.  I'm also feeling pretty awesome.  You know what else is awesome?  Spaceships and nerd shirts from Threadless.  BOOM!

Into The Garbage Chute, Flyboy!

Another day. Another blog entry. Another shout out to Star Wars.  

A New Hope, Empire and Jedi are, without a shadow of a doubt, my favorite trilogy of all time.  IMHO, how those movies were before the "enhancements" were made were sheer perfection.  I grew up on those movies and saw every single one in the theater with my dear ol' Dad.  

Without the ORIGINAL Star Wars trilogy I would not have had the bonding time with my father.  I would not know that HAN SHOT FIRST!  I would not have known that girls can be feminine and vulnerable and still be tough a nails and kick major ass!  I would not have been so shocked by the "Luke, I am your father" revelation that kids, nowadays, aren't as impacted by.  I would not have run through the woods being my neighborhood for hours with my friends pretending that we were on Endor or spent days in the back yard, after a Nor'easter, convinced that we're were on the ice planet Hoth.  

I like to remember how Star Wars was and I embrace the fact that I'm "that guy".  

How Does A Ghoul End Up As A Barber?

It's a cold and snowy day here in Maryland. It's also the day where I mourn the loss of my PS3.  Why?  Because there is nothing more that I would rather be doing right at this very moment than playing Fallout 3.  Sure!  I could fire up my ancient laptop, but it's susceptible to crashing and instead of being engrossed in the post-apocalyptic version of where I currently live for hours on end I'd probably give into frustration and fling the damned thing out of my window and into the growing snow piles below.  

Instead I'll just watch some more Psych or empty out my DVR whilst wearing my new Vault 101 hoodie.  It's one size too big, but I'm too lazy to return it. Yeah. It's one of those days at the end of one of those weeks. 

My Heart Grew Threw Sizes Today

For the first time in a long time I have a weekend with no plans!  I've got no road trips planned and no guests visiting.  Normally, a weekend sans events would bum me out to high heaven.  But this time is different because it's the holiday season y'all and I've got some decorating to do!  I've also got some Christmas classics to watch, winter ales to drink and online shopping to get did!

Anybody Want A Peanut?

I think the title is more interesting than the shirt!  If you can figure out the connection I'll certainly give you a gold star or mad props. Whichever!

Anyway, my NY Football Giants beat the Washington Racists this past Monday and it was glorious. GLORIOUS!  

I watched the game and drank mucho agave wheat beer.  The shirt is new and I got it on sale from Dick's Sporting Goods.  That's really all I've for this one.  Not super fascinating. Again, the title is better and why the hell do I look like I want to make out with the beer?