Looks Like Someone's Gotta Case Of The Mondays!

Today is Monday, September 30th and the moon is not full. Just about everyone that I've come in contact with today has been a completely miserable cockjugglingthundercunt.  This constant parade of assholes has worn me down and, I'm pretty sure, turned me into one of them. I am in a mood. If I were a giant green genetic mutation I would totally stomp through the city and destroy millions.