Bottled Water One Dollar!

Simply put, Vegas is my "happy place".  Fun games, bright lights, exceptional people watching, elaborate shows, fantastic food and FREE BOOZE!  Unfortunately, to get from A to B & to enjoy such things one has to pass many a holder of porn slapper.  You also have to wade through a knee-high pile of escort cards. 

You can make lemonade and either turn said cards I to a nice deck of playing cards. (Fun Fact: That's a GREAT conversation starter!). Also, if you were of the mind, you could call on a fair lady for companionship.  What do I like to do when encountered with these individuals?  Just say hey, walk right by and covet their attire.  I mean a girl's gotta make a living somehow.  Right?!?!?

WAIT!  Did I just equate myself to a lady of the evening?  ::Charlie Brown walks::