Did You Learn NOTHING From My Chemistry Class?

Today I found a little gift to myself in my mailbox & damn near squealed with delight when I saw the blue plastic TeeFury envelope as soon as I swung the door wide open!  However, there was no friggin' way THAT I wasn't going to rush up to my apartment with the package.  HELL!  I ripped into that bad boy the second I stepped foot into my apartment and immediately changed out of my work clothes and into the latest and greatest nerd shirt in my collection.  

So much for keeping it virgin until finale night.  

All hail King Heisenberg!